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varanusniloticus · 4 months ago
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In 1989, Mexican direct to video superstar Ricky Valente was in line to write and direct NARCO SHARK, a wild and ambitious film about a Detective/Saxophonist who battles the Mexican Yakuza and a cocaine fueled Killer Shark while trying to save his marriage from falling apart and helping his awkwardly shy but sexually depraved brother in law learn some break dancing moves. Sadly, the film was never made… until now
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And after a great audience reaction, specially in Nagoya, Japan during the 2024 Shark Film Festival, the sequel has been green lit! help us finish it! :D https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/musikedidiable/narco-sharks-bigger-better-sharkier
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cowgurrrl · 10 months ago
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thank you for tagging me @joelsgreenflannel !!
last song I listened to: cheerleader by girlpuppy
currently watching: narcos season two baby
current obsessed with: Charlotte the pregnant sting ray at the north carolina zoo
np!tags: @daydreamingmiller @joelsgreys @joelscruff @joelsversion @lets-be-gay-for-the-angel @mrsmando @swiftispunk
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maximilians-fish · 6 months ago
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𝘖𝘤𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
○° Mariana
°○ Coral
○° Caspian
°○ Blue
○° Aqua
°○ Jelliette [As in Jellyfish]
○° Aegir [Norse Mythology: God of the Ocean]
°○ Pearl
○° Iso [As in Isopod]
°○ Dusky [As in Dusky Shark]
○° Mako [As in Mako Shark]
°○ Salmon
○° Reef
°○ Fin(n)
○° Sharky/Sharkie
°○ Sting
○° Anem/Anemo [As In Anemone]
°○ Atolla [As in the Atolla Jellyfish]
○° Orca
°○ Narcos [As in the Narcomedusae Jellyfish]
○° Otter
°○ Seal
○° Nautil [As in the Chambered Nautilus]
°○ Manta [As in Mantaray]
○° Carp
°○ Angler
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axkirak · 1 year ago
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Taglist: @707otto @juxt4p0siti0n (If you want to be added in this fic, just tell me in reply )
Pairings:  Amado Carrillo Fuentes x f!reader(Latina Reader) x Walt Breslin  [From Narcos: Mexico TV Series]
Content Rating : Mature 18+  Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warning (AT YOUR OWN RISK) Ps. this chapter had Heavy Angst
Synopsis : The bombing incident at the police station triggered painful memories from the past for you, and you made the decision to let Walt know all about it.
AN : I drew inspiration for this chapter from my favorite movies, which are "The Kingdom" (2007) and "Zero Dark Thirty" (2012). This is why I chose the female lead to be a CIA agent. It's quite dramatic, but I hope you'll enjoy it.
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[4]ᅳ 𝐎𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐚𝐫 ✟
A torn page from a travel magazine has been pinned to the bulletin board inside the large conference room by your hand. It depicts an image of a beautiful island in the middle of the ocean, revealing crystal-clear waters with visible fish swimming beneath, the sunlight glistening above the palm tree tops, and beneath the palm trees, two or three people in bright swimsuits smiling and seemingly joyful. The caption reads, 'Aruba, paradise for peace and nature lovers.'
"Planning a tropical vacation, are you?" A soft chuckle follows after Diego speaks up. You turn back with a hint of 'How funny!' written on your face before hesitating and hurriedly amending your tone upon seeing Julio enter as the last person. He glances at you for a moment before nodding slightly, a sign permitting the morning meeting to commence.
The atmosphere switches from informal to professional immediately as you begin recounting the details of your conversation with Amado from the previous day, which you had anticipated must occur.
Firstly, they have no idea that you have had secret contact with Amado.
Secondly, because what Amado wanted seemed deeply personal,
"I think he might be planning something or perhaps escaping the tense situation in Mexico temporarily. Either way, this is an opportune moment to keep an eye on him while he's away from the drug scene," you say.
"Aruba is under the jurisdiction of the Netherlands' autonomy; you know that, right?" Bill interjects with a scrutinizing frown. "And if I remember correctly, it's a tax haven[1] for the wealthy."
"I know," you reply, meeting his gaze. "Holland[2] has been politically neutral since World War II."
"And do you know what this means? Because the Netherlands, the ultimate middleman, won't do a thing, whether it's money laundering or drug lords vacationing there."
Bill isn't the only one concerned about this. Even Julio, who has been silent for a while, seems to agree with Bill. He takes a breath before adding, "Bill is right. Mexico and the United States can't just waltz into that territory, and the Netherlands won't extradite criminals."
"But we're not going to apprehend him at all; just keep an eye on him," you emphasize.
"That's not the point," someone interjects, pausing to glance at the familiar sound. You see Walt on the other side of the table, looking at you openly.
"You'll have to stay close to him, and we won't be able to reach you. If anything happens to you there, we won't know, and we won't be able to help you," Walt's words reasoned. To put it bluntly, this mission is more dangerous than any other the DEA has done before because no one can get as close as you can, and being close to a drug lord is like being in shark-infested water or a lion's den. It's no different from throwing away your life.
However, what seemed like a downside to this mission has turned into a strength. Even though they may try to argue, no one dares to stand against it. You notice that other agents are silently looking at each other, still conflicted and uncertain. So you decide not to push your proposal any further. The CIA stands up and stretches, glancing briefly at Walt before turning back to your superior.
"Whatever you say, boss,"
With that, you leave the conference room, cigarette in hand, feeling every nerve in your body tense and scream for nicotine. You have to step outside the police building to smoke since you've been reprimanded more than a hundred times for smoking indoors.
As you walk out of the police station, you hear footsteps following closely behind. You had a slight hope it might be Walt, but you're disappointed when you see Diego, your Mexican colleague, catching up to you. He already has a cigarette in his mouth, and he gives you a small greeting smile before flicking open his lighter.
"You leave a big bomb in the conference room. You Know that, Right?"
You chuckle dryly before handing him your cigarette for a light. "Well, you know how it is. Just a casual suggestion."
Diego shrugs, takes a drag, and exhales slowly. "Speaking as a cop, it's plausible. But as a friend, I'm concerned that you're going alone."
"Don’t worry, bro. I've taken plenty of risks before coming here, and I've been doing this every day until now."
"Are you talking about the war against terrorism with Bin Laden?" Diego's eyes immediately light up because it's rare for you to speak about your past missions. "Do you know how much your story is talked about among us? I heard you survived Al Qaeda's bomb."
Sometimes the past and the present are oddly connected.
As Diego mentions the bomb, you flashback to the time when you were still in Pakistan. You were standing by the roadside, looking at a red car that had exploded right in front of you.
you should have been in that car. That's a narrow escape.
And the memories from the past come flooding back once again. When you saw another car parked not far away, the same make but gray, something triggered in your mind. It was like a little superstition that usually happens when something bad is about to occur, like stumbling on your own feet or bumping into a door.
But what happened on that Monday morning in front of the National Police Headquarters was much worse than any of those.
You hastily pushed Diego far away with an instinctual shove, and in the blink of an eye, everything seemed to rip apart and scatter into chaos. Fire and hot air exploded from the car, dispersing in all directions. The deafening roar drowned out everything else, trembling so intensely that it almost felt like you couldn't hear anything else but the noise, like the annoying buzz in your ears.
Your body was flung several meters, rolling on the ground before finally coming to a stop. You weren't sure how long you lay there; it seemed like an hour in your mind, but in reality, it might have been just a few minutes. You felt nothing, and everything in your head was a whirlwind, muddled, and unclear, like a fogged-up glass smeared with something wet. You raised your hand to wipe it away from your face and realized it was blood from your head.
You struggled to get up again. The waves of pain crashed over you until you nearly vomited again, but you still had enough consciousness to hold yourself together. The annoying buzz remained in your ears. You looked up as someone held your cheek.
Diego, who was in a similar dazed state, was muttering something, but you didn't hear it. You didn't care about it either. You raised your face to the completely exploded and burned-out car without even knowing that you were crying out loud.
Everything remained the same and unchanged, whether it was past or present.
And you've never been able to escape these haunting memories at all.
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‘Car bomb outside the National Police Office and the United States Embassy in Mexico City, injuring more than twenty people,’ headlined today's newspapers. It has become a major news event that has shaken not only Mexico City but also Washington, D.C. Excluding the previous violent incidents from the ruthless terrorist, there has never been such a severe attack on American officials abroad. And, until now, no one knew for sure the extent of the cartel's involvement.
For the United States government, this is a serious affront to a major world power. They demand accountability from Mexico and won't just stand by without punishing those responsible for the violence.
These situations directly impact the Merida Initiative, especially the White Storm mission. Under pressure from higher-ups looking for results to ease the tension between the two nations, orders have been transmitted through the distributed embassy network to all DEA agents in Mexico. The lengthy documents can be summarized as, "Get it done now, or be prepared to shut down."
The atmosphere in the tense office was at its peak. For the overall mission to continue, it was necessary to do something quickly, at least in part. The proposal on the Aruba Island case, which you had suggested, had been reconsidered and was now fully approved without any objections.
"They've gone crazy, haven't they? You barely survived, and they're still sending you to die."
It's not often you see Walt squirm with your own eyes, but it made sense from his perspective. Assigning injured agents from the bombing to a high-risk mission immediately after just one week's recovery was a terrible option for dealing with these complicated problems. But it also made it clear that they had no other choice and couldn't avoid the worst-case scenario.
"I'm not seriously injured here,and nothing's broken. Nothing's missing. I can still work." You sipped your coffee and leaned back against your kitchen counter. Your demeanor was calm, without much distress, as if you already knew it had to be this way.
It's lucky that you weren't severely injured in the explosion, apart from a minor concussion and superficial wounds all over your body. There's almost nothing to worry about. Comparatively, with both of Diego's arms and legs broken, causing him to have a month-long break, your condition seemed almost miraculous.
Miraculous—something that's happened to you before, back in Saudi Arabia.
"Let's be honest here. Sometimes I can't help but wonder if you're insane." Walt stood and abandoned his now-cold cup of coffee, just like your untouched pancakes. The tension from the minor spat this morning had seemingly left breakfast tasteless.
"What choice do I have, Walt? This mission is critically important, and I have to do it no matter what."
"But your life is just as important," he says.
This time, you chose not to respond. You know that speaking your mind would only make him angrier than before.
During this uncomfortable silence, Walt continues to stare at you, as if he wants to delve deep into your thoughts and cross the walls you've built. But you're too afraid to let him get too close, so you intentionally avoid his gaze.
"Can't you tell me why?" The man's words are more than the typical expressions of concern.
You tend to push yourself too hard and take on too much risk, and at first he thought it might be an outsider's need to prove themselves to the team. But as time went on, Walt realized it was more than that. You seemed to be holding onto something, focusing solely on the missions you undertook as if they were the only thing that could provide solace. It's something he understood, as he felt much the same way after losing his brother, Martin, and his former partner, Tommy.
But who is that person for you?, Walt couldn't say. Your identity as a CIA agent has always been shrouded in mystery.
"Do you want to know about my past missions before I came to work here?" It comes out as an unexpectedly straightforward question. However, when you lift your head to meet his gaze, Walt notices the faint vulnerability hidden behind your dark, somber eyes. It's not something he's seen from this woman since they started working together.
This is the revelation of your significant secret, one that no one has ever uncovered before.
You took a deep breath and placed the coffee on the counter. There was no reason to keep these things from him any longer.
"I spent over a decade in Saudi Arabia and Pakistan, dedicating my life to hunting down Bin Laden. But it's not just my life that was lost; it's the lives of everyone I loved." Your hand tapped on the necklace You wore unconsciously, beyond the Dog Tag. There was also a plain silver ring that hung from a chain. The cold touch of metal felt colder than ever.
"His name was Faris Qazi, the head of Saudi Arabia's commando unit, and he was my fiancé. We planned to get married after all this madness ended. I was willing to convert to Islam, and he Al-Yamin[3] to have me as his only wife. But just three days after we had agreed to marry, he was attacked and killed because of me. I sent him to die based on information I was so sure was correct. That day, I should've been the one to go on the mission, not him. I was the one who should've died from the beginning."
You watch everything through tracking cameras and listen through communication radios. You heard the screams, the explosions, the gunfire, and his last words, assuring you that it was okay and that he would make it back.
Faris eventually came back to you, but not in the way you expected. It wasn't in a living form. What was returned were pieces of his body, separated and sent directly to the American embassy in a large box. His left finger from the remaining corpse still wears the silver ring, soaked in blood—the engagement ring between you and him.
And that was not the only loss that C.I.A. agents had to face.
"And Janet Carter, my colleague. She was the one who supported me when I lost Faris. She swore with me that we would seek revenge for what happened. She helped me investigate and connect with a man who had access to Bin Laden. We arranged to meet him in Pakistan. He drove up in a red car. Janet told me to wait because she would be the one to talk. It was a disastrous decision. Al-Qaida deceived us and sent a car bomb to kill me. Their target was me, the one leading the main mission. But the one who had to face the consequences was Janet. I saw the explosion. I saw my friend lying on the road, still breathing. She screamed, tortured beyond endurance. She begged me to shoot her, and I did."
There isn't a single tear when you recount the tragedy to Walt. But the man knows that beneath that composed facade and the chillingly calm voice, you are no different from a fragile glass filled with countless fractures, ready to shatter at the slightest touch.
"Y/N, it's not your fault."
"But it was my duty. If I had chosen to follow my initial duty, no one would have to die in my place." You lock eyes with him, deadly serious. "We've all come too far to turn back now. Both you and I know that better than anyone."
For a moment, your gaze made him shudder. Walt knows well enough that you meant something more, for it's not just you who has gone through loss. He himself has experienced it, and no one can understand each other's pain better than those who have gone through the same kind of hell.
You smiled ever so slightly at the person in front of you. "I just don't want you to blame yourself if something happens to me, because it's not your fault the same way it's not mine."
As you finish speaking, Walt hugs you before you can react. It was a tight, intimate hug that allowed you to feel the rhythm of his heartbeat on the left side of his chest and a trembling force that seems to almost give in to tears, but Walt doesn't cry or say anything except for hugging you tightly in silence.
You took a slow breath before closing your eyes, and you chose to hug him back just as tightly. It wasn't easy for both Walt and yourself, whether it was this mission or the complex relationship you shared with him.
It could end in a beautiful success or in mistakes and losses like before. Everything was possible
But whatever happened, you were ready to let it unfold.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------   [1] A tax haven is a group of Caribbean islands that have tax policies with low tax rates or tax exemptions, making them a significant hub for the movement of a large amount of money, both legally and illegally. and also crucial in the money laundering process, especially for drug traffickers.
[2]Netherlands declared neutrality during World War I between the years 1914 to 1918 and declared neutrality once again during World War II before being invaded by Nazi forces between the years 1940 to 1945.
[3] yamin يمين, It is emphasizing the swear by mentioning the names of Allah or from His other titles
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junkieito · 11 months ago
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people calling narcos socialists.... mate they are like the glorious poster children of capitalism, a big shark but their inmoral activities are also illegal
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[Image IDs: Image #1: Tumblr reply from science-bastard reading: Posts that are smoke passing over the horizon
Image #2: Tumblr tag from tragicFaggots reading: #one of those posts that are like seeing a shark fin go by in open water /End IDs]
Plain text: It's derived from "narco" as in "narcotics" what fucking book
[Image ID: Image #3: Text reading: narc (spelled N A R C) (n.)
1967 (earlier narco, 1960), American English slang, shortened form of narcotic agent. It had been used 1955 for narcotics hospital, 1958 for narcotics addict. The senses and spelling have tended to merge with older but unrelated nark (spelled N A R K) (q.v.).
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nark (spelled N A R K)
1859, "to act as a police informer" (v); 1860, "police informer" (n.), probably from Romany nak (spelled N A K) "nose," from Hindi nak (spelled N A K), from Sanskrit nakra (spelled N A K R A), which probably is related to Sanskrit nasa "nose" (from PIE root *nas- "nose"). Sense and spelling tending to merge with etymologically unrelated narc (spelled N A R C) (q.v.). /End ID]
I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"
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edwestwickers · 9 months ago
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@edwestwick: DEEP FEAR in cinemas and on digital worldwide Oct 30th - On a journey across the Caribbean to meet her fiancé, an accomplished round the world yachtswoman goes to aid a sinking vessel. She finds three survivors who, it transpires, are narcos and force her to dive down into the wreck to retrieve 850 kilos of cocaine. The plan is thwarted by frenzied man-eating great white sharks @deepfearmovie
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casaamarilla · 1 year ago
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495: Inside the NarcoFiles
This week, Emily Hart gets the inside story on the #NarcoFiles - a new investigation into The Global Criminal Order, the largest investigative project of its kind to originate in Latin America. She speaks to OCCRP’s Latin America Editor Nathan Jaccard, who has led and coordinated this project - right from its earliest seeds in the 2022 hack to the incredible flourishing of reporting we’ve seen this week, and which continues to emerge. Last year, a group of 'hacktivists' known as Guacamaya infiltrated the Microsoft Exchange server, enabling them to hack the system of the Colombian Attorney General's Office, the entity in charge of investigating and prosecuting crimes in Colombia. Five terabytes in size, the leak contains more than 7 million emails, including exchanges between the Fiscalia and numerous embassies, law enforcement groups, and others. The documents in the leak reveal unique details about the inner workings of international criminal gangs as well as law enforcement efforts to dismantle them. The Organised Crime and Corruption Reporting Project (OCCRP), the Centro Latinoamericano de Investigación Periodística (CLIP), Vorágine, and Cerosetenta gained early access to the data, and then shared the leak with more than 40 other media outlets. Journalists from over 23 countries worked on the investigation. Nathan will be giving us the who, what, and how of this story, as well as his insights into the new world of organised crime and cocaine trafficking revealed by this hack – from the changes in where cocaine is grown and produced to corruption of top officials in Suriname, as well as the narco-nexus between huge banana companies and Colombia’s political right wing, Israeli mafia in Colombia, links to the Odebrecht scandal and more – stories involving fruit, shark fins, and DEA Agents. Emily will also be sharing with supporters and subscribers her top picks from the NarcoFiles reporting from a number of outlets, with translated versions - subscribe now to our Patreon to get access!
Check out this episode!
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gifmeakiss · 1 year ago
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varanusniloticus · 1 year ago
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you have no idea how incredibly proud I am to be a part of this weird, Lynchian mexplotation comedy. We had a cast+crew screening last night and it FARTING rocks!
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mexicodailypost · 1 year ago
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Life sentence against Gerardo González Valencia, the narco who hid cocaine in shark corpses 
The news travelled all round the world. It was June 16, 2009, when dogs trained by the Mexican Navy found something that disturbed them in a shipment of frozen sharks. The crew members of the boat assured that there was nothing out of the ordinary and that the substances that drew the attention of the canine team were preservatives. After passing the merchandise through X-rays, held in a town on…
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aurorancm563 · 2 years ago
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thesmutbasement · 3 years ago
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jigsaw173 · 3 years ago
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submarines if they were the cars equivalent to sharks or whales
FINALLY GOT THE SUBMARINE THING DONE CAUSE IKEPT PROCRASTINATING 
anyways basically what I thought of is while drawing is that like since the sail doesn’t have windows or anything you could just use nose art as the eyes but if you did this then it would look feral-ish and so I guess it fits with the shark theme
A Vehicle’s Pocket Guide to American War Submarines
History
Throughout history, submarines can be found in oceans over the world. Many built some form of submarines to do the impossible and to get ahead of the rest of the world. When they were no longer needed, they were abandoned and left to their own devices for years. Many didn’t last long without fuel, but the surviving ones had kind boats assist them.
In wartime, these older ‘wild’ submarines were captured and enlisted due to their ability to stay underwater for long periods. As time went on, much more specialized submarines were built. New submarines were trained for things like recon and taught to understand language. 
When things turned for the worse, the submarines were modified and outfitted for heavier combat. They were given more armament, armor, and training. After the old war submarines retired, their respective militaries were tasked with making sure they stay by their countries and taking care of them. Modern war subs remain in service
Following advances in submarine technology, other types of submarines emerged through the years. Submarines made for tourism, research, espionage, rescue, and others entered the scene.
Post-Service
After the wars ended, the older war submarines were retired for the next-gen ones and relinquished from service. Some submarines didn’t know how to live peacefully and think they are constantly on patrol, attacking civilians mistaken to be enemies. Even though these attacks were rare, this has given the public a negative view of them due to the media amplifying the dangers. A lot of these submarines are tracked so warnings can be put out for boats to avoid them.
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A submarine warning sign commonly seen pictured at beaches.
Despite this, there have been cases of war subs helping those who have fallen off of boats or shipwreck survivors. Sometimes, the submarines will follow strike groups they’ve bonded with and help them out.
One well-known case involves a fighter that slammed on the deck of an aircraft carrier too fast and skidded off by the waist catapults, knocking two other fighters down as well. Luckily, a submarine that was following the carrier rose and caught them before they could sink. The submarine was given an honorary member status following the incident.
Another case tells of one that helped many stay afloat until help arrived after a cruise liner capsized!
Many navy sailors experienced with subs are usually able to get them under control by giving them special commands with whistles and clicks and such even though they understand language.
Very rarely, random wild submarines can be found beached. It’s advised against approaching, as they may panic and bite or blast dangerous levels of sonar. It’s recommended to call a specialist in these situations.
Every so often, there are cases where some hunt and capture wild submarines with devious intentions, such as turning them into narco-subs or using them for scraps.
Appearance
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The war subs, although visually similar, have minor ways to tell them apart. There are varying nose arts, fin shapes, and hull types to name a few. 
Retired war subs are often repainted and repaired by squadrons. There are plenty of different liveries. Pictured on the bottom in the above picture is one of no particular class with an ‘orca’ livery. They may get their faux teeth painted over to look less intimidating as well. 
There is a legend of an old submarine that was so loved it’s completely covered in the insignias of every squadron and strike group it’s ever visited.
Classes of submarines are named after various forms of marine life ( like irl fish, sharks, and whales, ) but are given individual names and positions by their military branch.
Outfitted modern military subs are streamlined and more stealthy. They don’t have hull armor/deck like older models.
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An old submarine receives a squadron insignia while getting patched up after assisting in a short battle by ramming the attackers.
Build
Submarines in the war were modified to be able to be controlled by operators if needed and be still able to function. This allowed the submarine to still focus on things non-combat involved while the crew worked on everything else, like self-defense with armament. The crew can take over in situations like docking and exercises, but the subs are usually trained for it already. 
After retirement, they are given full control of themselves and are rehabilitated. They get their fins replaced if they were trimmed while outfitted and a general restoration before they are released.
Diet
Wild diesel subs get fuel by either receiving fuel from other vessels or by siphoning it from other marine vehicles.
Nuclear subs are able to go without fuel until they need to get their reactor replaced, but they need vehicles to maintain them.
Communication
They echolocate (sonar) with loud pings to find their prey or see obstacles. It is said that feral subs won’t use active sonar unless they have dangerous intent. Owning to their history of recon, war submarines are extremely difficult to find without sonar when they have a reason to hide.
Older submarines cannot talk, so they communicate using clicks, whistles, etc.
They also have an excellent hearing that proves vital in combat. They will get agitated if you’re too loud near them on purpose. 
Submarines are solitary, but sometimes they will pair up with a few other submarines and form their own pods.
Non-War Submarines
Non-War subs, or ‘Civilian’ submarines. is a general term relating to the non-combat submarines. There are tourism subs, research vessels, and submersibles to name a few. Submarines used for espionage or narcotics do not fit in this category. Civilian subs have to follow many regulations. Sometimes they speak and behave closely to ships.
Civilian subs refuel at ports.
Random Facts
Tracks of submarine sounds are popular due to their calming effect.
You can enter a submarine through its mouth if it’ll let you.
(Sometimes divers IRL are actually able to enter/exit submarines through torpedo/missile tubes! They don’t do it unless absolutely necessary tho ofc)
Submarines are very resistant to temperature but they all have their own preferences.
They enjoy laying on the ocean floor for days at a time.
I’m debating whether or not to write more (cases about subs doing stuff)
I like to think that the Shinkai 6500 research vessel has clownfish stripes.
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